By Mama Kali
2012 February 9
I love football and as a woman, I find many reasons to enjoy the game, and that David Beckham H&M commercial gave me one fine, oiled and chiseled reason I will have engrained in my mind forever. (Moment of silence.) Ok, now that I got that out my system and took a moment to remember why I am staring at this open Word document and drooling, I can move on to the other reasons I enjoy football. I enjoy the connection I feel with the male heterosexual world, as I do consider myself a “guy’s girl” (really nothing to brag about), but I also like to imagine myself a “girl’s girl” too. Also, no sport to me is more “American” than football (no way are Americans as slow and boring as baseball, at least not until primetime network TV, Pepsi and Doritos have gotten to us). The human need to love and belong is strong and apparent in every aspect of our daily lives, even when acted out in fear, which would seem to be love’s opposite as it produces misunderstandings, arguments, and hate, which could lead to violence on levels that could ultimately destroy the very world we are to love and belong to.
Now that I have gathered the strength to end that last paragraph with a preposition, let’s take note of some things that have developed since the Roland Martin’s Super Bowl “Twitter-gate”. Here is a summary of Roland’s comments (borrowed from NPR article found here):
“Roland S. Martin is a near-incessant tweeter and Sunday night during the Super Bowl proved no exception. British soccer star David Beckham was shown during a television commercial hawking men’s underwear — in nothing but that underwear. Martin caustically tweeted twice in response, writing to urge followers to ‘smack the ish’ out of any man who was ‘hyped’ about the ad.
“Gay rights groups said the tweets were homophobic. Martin said he was making an anti-soccer crack, but he later apologized more fully on his blog. On Wednesday, CNN released a statement calling his tweets offensive and inconsistent with the channel’s values. He has been suspended from the air as a contributor indefinitely.”
Roland has since apologized and agreed to take part in activities with GLAAD to appease those outraged in the gay community and hopefully put an end to his (public) homophobia (or to keep his prominent gig at CNN, but who am I to judge?). As I was reading other blogs on the subject I learned that Roland had made other comments that were viewed by the gay community as offensive, at least, giving one the overall convincing portrait of a chronic homophobe. This is something that doesn’t surprise me or evoke much suspicion, because as a member of the black community, I know that we are far from overcoming the taboos of mental illness, religious freedom absent of traditional Christianity and homosexuality. I will say with no apology that too many blacks in America in general are on the low end of the liberal thought spectrum. Many blacks would be considered Republicans on most social issues and don’t even know it. Most of this is the residual affects of white supremacy, racism, and a culture of blindly trying to uphold the status quo, even to the detriment of their own personal welfare, and likely that of the entire black community. We fall in line in order to be normal, fit in and be accepted and “loved” by our oppressors and those who we see as free from our burdens.
So in staying true to the DNA structure of oppression and supremacy, the perceived winner of the “America’s-most-oppressed-social-minority” award is readily committed to the task of oppressing the up and coming, growing minority and holding our title; the new kid on the minority block is the LGBT community. (If you want to argue that, we can do that elsewhere, but here, right now, LGBT is “the new black”.) Now here we have, the modern day Negro–fresh off his human property status, grandfather clause, and Jim Crow laws, appeased with his public housing, affirmative action and welfare or job security, Jones’ up-keeping, and boot-licking decides to partake in the rites of oppressive passage. In no way am I going to try to compare the Black Holocaust to the plight of the gay community (not at all less significant, despite my language), because that in itself is an entirely different argument, wherein there are no winners, so it is void in my opinion, and at this moment not worth my time. As many of the revolutionary figures of America have protested, none of us is free until all of us are free (see JFK, Martin Lut King, Malcom X, Huey Newton, Sojourner Truth, etc). However, my brothers and sisters, particularly the “old school”, or “no school” ones, just don’t understand this vital point.
What are we really thinking?
Let’s explore what I think are the subconscious translations of the dynamics we see expressed in relation to blacks, gays and straights. The easiest point to make is that the LGBT community is worried about being accepted, their quality of life and inexcusable violence and discrimination against them for their lifestyle—one which harms none of us in any way on a daily basis, unless of course they started having public sexual intercourse, but that would be as disturbing to us if heterosexuals did the same. That being said, it’s none of our business what they are doing. They are here, human and God’s creatures like the rest of us, so they deserve equal protection and rights under the law. Done.
Now, as far as blacks go, what is our real problem, when we act out, as Roland did and as many of us do consciously or subconsciously? Fear and jealousy. Yes I said it. Blacks are jealous of gays. I’m not saying it’s right; I’m just telling you what I feel is going on in our heads. We are jealous of all the attention they get, acceptance they seem to have been gifted (as opposed to earning it), in such short time. Look around. Will & Grace seemed to show up a lot faster than “The Cosby Show” or whatever equivalent TV series tried to depict us in a positive, or at least “acceptable”, light. Also, no one knows that a gay person is gay for the most part, unless they communicate it voluntarily. Blacks are known to be black from conception. There is no delay to the onslaught of bigotry and institutionalized oppression. Most blacks look at our situation as an incurable medical condition; we got an early diagnosis and still suffer as we would have had we not. But to the average black person, the cry from the gay community is unwarranted, because the lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgendered person “chose” to share their minority status (they weren’t outted by their parents or physical attributes), and their late diagnosis seems to be no obstacle as it seems the LGBT “cure” is already in production, while the black “cure” for inequality is stagnant in the development stage, this despite A BLACK MAN being ELECTED to occupy the WHITE HOUSE! And in some ways I agree with this view. The black man has been swept under a rug (prisons, affirmative action, ghettoes, welfare, public education) and given Band Aid solutions for a profusely bleeding, gaping wound that everyone takes a chance to continue picking at, while trivializing and insisting “Oh, that’s not that bad. Look at all the progress it’s made.”
Now as for straights folks, I may be way off, because I call myself a straight woman, though I admit (but not to my Christian black mother’s face) to having been attracted to the same sex on more than one instance, and having acted on it a couple times. Now that I blasted my business, let me say, I understand that a straight male looks around at all the images and reminders that men are not all straight and they may be sharing a restroom or locker room with men that may be checking him out, fearing that eyeballing is only the beginning. (BTW, if you feel this way, you can’t stop it, so get over it. Women have had to deal with being eye-molested by straight men for ages, so if a guy is staring at your Peter in the John consider it a compliment, and payback for all your corny “hey baby” lines, put your snake away safely and get the hell out of dodge. If the guy puts his hands on you and you fight back in self defense to prevent violation, then I can see that. But if your friend says sometimes he dreams of Robert Pattison, I would disagree with Roland Martin, hold off on “whipping his ass”, try to help him upgrade his taste, or just be a good friend and accept him for who he is, because I’m sure he could have walked out the club on you after you got your fourth drink thrown in your face by yet another girl offended by your swag-less ass. At least he’s helping you pick out stylish shoes. If you can’t handle what he chooses to do absent of you, then you have issues and need to look yourself in the mirror.)
But seriously, I can see another reason straight guys found nothing wrong with Roland’s tweets: fathers raising boys, who they want to be attracted to women as they are and maintain the life of “normalcy”, thus avoiding life as an oppressed minority, or as a black homosexual, a double minority. Straight guys are scared of too much “gay” in the air, getting into their lungs, and by some science miracle, into their DNA structure. Somehow, they think they are going to be hypnotized by the H&M ads and other media seeming to capitalize on “borderline homosexual erotica”. It is a proven fact that the television and all forms of entertainment have a way of speaking to our subconscious mind and swaying our thoughts, and there is definitely too much sex in the media anyway, so guys have a point there. However, if they see something on TV that is a little too “gay” for them, they should just turn the channel, or boycott the product or network if you feel they are pushing a sexual agenda or infringing on your rights.
As a collective, in order to move past these superficial exchanges, to make real change, we need to get educated, shun ignorance and make our voices heard (this goes for blacks who feel that our issues are not up for discussion). Don’t just attack the “Minority of the Day”. Attack the system, the culture, the status quo and legislation which allow this to happen. Just as the “Occupiers” and the “99ers” have taken a stand and united with ALL who EMPATHIZE with their cause, we too should get out and protest and push legislation and unite within communities to broaden the span of their voices (see history of Civil Rights, Women’s Liberation and Gay Rights movement’s successful campaigns and notice they worked across platforms and organizations). That’s the bottom line here. We are all expressing ourselves, in one way or another: be it through fear or love. Many times, we are all fighting for the same things, but expressing it different ways. To overcome this misunderstanding, we need to make the dialogue more productive, by not judging each other’s comments so quickly, not being overly sensitive, making no topic taboo, and having sympathetic and human exchanges as frequent as possible, at every opportunity. We can’t expect everyone to like or even accept us, but respect the freedoms of every individual. This is the only way we will dispel myths, conquer fear, hate and live up to the theme of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that our forefathers envisioned in the “United States”. The government was founded by the people, for the people. Same for corporations. We, the people, created the monster. And when we unite, we tell it which way to go, and to remeumber who it works for: not the simple-minded, cold-hearted, hateful, hopeless, or fearful, but the hard-working, the honest, the vigilant, the faithful and the united. E plurubus unum.